The Book so far, Part 2

• Clowns kidnapped by other clowns: 1


• Clowns impersonating other clowns: 1


• Clowns Killed: 4


• Clowns in a coma: 1


• Husbands yelled at: 1


• Epic Clown Battles: 1


• Sex Scenes: 5?


• Flashyback Chapters: 1


• Words: 45,247


• Words today: 3,138 (and more coming)


• Total words on Saturday Morning: 24,426


• Words since Saturday: 20,821 (and counting)


• Clowns wrongly imprisoned: 1


• Ineffectual mayors: 1 (Mayor Timothy Thomas Goldberg)


• Character names stolen from Husband: 1 (Mayor Timothy Thomas Goldberg)


• Words to go: 4,763