Longest Character Name

Saul “Professor Doctor Sapper, Esquire the third” Sapper

Thank goodness for clowns!

42,667

558 words during lunch, 42,667 total

Character from nowhere

Okay, I just had a character show up, who has apparently been a part of the story for a while. Weird.

Maddy and Michael slept in until ten o clock in the morning, when they heard a loud banging on the door.

“Hey, you guys in there?” it was Stretch, Michael's cop friend from Boston who has not been in the book until just now, but we are going to pretend that he has.

42,109

Only 7,901 words to go!

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Interesting facts, in the last three days I have written 17,683 words.

(About 17,576 of those are crap.)

I have two days left. YEAH! I hope to crank the rest of this out tomorrow!

Some words...

“Let me take off my make up.”

“No, please keep it on, I am developing quite the fetish for clowns.”

38,102 - Holy Crap

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Today I wrote 6,592 words. Yesterday I wrote 7,084

In less than 36 hours I wrote 13,676.

13,676.

I have three days to write 11,908 words.

I might actually make it to 50,000! Holy crap!

Happy Bars

Yesterday morning this little bar was less than halfway to the 50,000 word goal. Right now I am inching closer and closer to the end.

Looking at this makes me happy!

How to kill a clown, so far

• Real knife that looks like a fake knife


• Arrow through the head - a favorite at parties


• Beaten with rubber chicken juggling pin


• Bang gun with flag that is actual gun

The Book so far:

Clowns Killed: 4

Epic Clown Battles: 1

Sex Scenes: 4?

Flashyback Chapters: 1

Words: 32,943

Words since yesterday at this time: 8,517

Clowns wrongly imprisoned: 1

Ineffectual mayors: 1 (Mayor Timothy Thomas Goldberg)

Character names stolen from Husband: 1 (Mayor Timothy Thomas Goldberg)

Words to go: 17,067

From the book, what prose, what promise

Richard laughed, a sardonic staccato cadence that pierced through Warren’s red haze.

what crap!

Where did this come from?

Sally first visited Richard and the Amazing Zarnos, spreading invective and lies, then she spoke with her father and told him that Richard belongs to this land, and he is the company Lion. We can use him for anything we need to do so.

Just so you know, Sally's father is not in the book. (My book, the book I am writing.) There is no lion, no company.

Just a little message from my subconscious.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

31,510

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I wrote 7,084 words today. Can you imagine!

I will work on more catch-up tomorrow! Feeling less sick, and more on the ball!

Bearcats

Speller fun:

On a tear

Not tear (like crying)

a Tear (like paper!)

I am kicking ass and taking names. Or something like that.

So far today: 5,171 words

Five thousand, one hundred seventy one

And I still have a few in me.

Total words so far, 29,597

30k, then all the way
30k, then all the way
30k, then all the way

Well, that makes one of us

Edmund, my dear husband, has been officially branded a winner:



I am a long way off...

Sweetie, I am very proud of you!

Despair

I am at 23,738.

Today I wrote 815 words.

I need to write 26,272 more words before the end of the day on Wednesday.

Ugh.

Discouraged.

22,923

Creeping, slowly but surely toward the goal.

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Sleep now, sleep.

22,062

Whew! A good writing day. Finally.

I wrote 3,499 words today, for a total of 22,062

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Fun Facts:
I am behind by 11,278. I need to write 27,948 more words before I make the 50,000 goal.*

If I kept writing at this pace, I would reach 50,000 by December 16th.

*And the actual best part of this is that the words I write don't need to be good. They just need to be written. Good thing.

My sexy name

Get your own.

The Power of Vin Diesel

One of the funniest things I have seen in a while:

The Power of Vin Diesel